...though she did wonder why the residents of Rhododendron Cabins were all standing around in the room in the middle of the night. Had she missed something important? She frowned to herself. They had better not have been conspirasizing against her!
Contraband! Signy has been so busted, and the computer has been deleted.
Signy: *sobs* Noooooooo! Not my computer!!!
Electronics are not allowed! Please refer to rule number 546, section I, subheading 23, under properties. "The use of Electronics is forbidden, with the exception of the cell phone, because there is no real way to delete them."
Mortimer reveals that he has many ex-girlfriends, quite a few loves, and oh yeah, he's engaged to Lisa Crazy.
Morty: What can I say? I'm irresistible!
Yeah.
Morty: *confidently* Ask Lisa, she'll tell you. She can't keep her hands off me!
Lisa must not know about all these loves and ex-girlfriends, since that is the very reason she broke up with Spence, her ex-husband!
The Producer has a bad feeling that sleepless nights are not very far away!
Bad feeling is getting stronger!!
Spence has a girlfriend, but it is not Sleepy. Tessa wasted no time in dumping her cheating husband, but is Spence any better?!
Spence: *offended* I am way better than Edward! I have the stamina of a...
Yeah, moving on!! Sleepy is not without guilt either, she is engaged to Mich.
Sleepy: Mich and I have this understanding. I am free to see who I want, and he is free to see me.
Sounds a little one sided. Is he aware of this???
Sleepy: Yes! *hesitantly* At least, I think I told him...
Suddenly there are sounds of a loud argument----
Isz: Get the h*ll out of my way!
Jenn: I was here first b*tch. You get the h*ll out of my way!
Isz: If you don't move your skinny little a*s out of my way, then I'm gong to break you like a twig!
Jenn: I dare your fat a*s to try! I can single handedly raise 500 sim babies and 1000 sim toddlers all at one time and not even break a sweat. There's no way you're breaking me b*tch!
Isz: *walks away muttering* You're a crazy b*tch!
Jenn: *growls* That's right! Walk away! You know you can't handle this!
Isz: *sniffs* You are obviously completely insane, so it is up to me to be the better woman and take the high road.
Jenn: Whatever.
Morty makes his starving fiancée some breakfast before she has to go to work.
Spence: Boo! You suck Mortimer!
Morty: You're just jealous that I can cook, all you can do is burn water.
Spence: That's an outright lie! I can burn salad too!
Morty: You're not supposed to cook salad.
Spence: *pauses* Whatever.
Uh oh---
Sleepy: You know, whatever we had, it's over. I'm done with you.
Edward: What?!
Signy: *walks quickly past* Just ignore little ole me...
Edward: I can't believe this! Well, I don't need you either! I asked Alicia to marry me and she said yes! So there!
Sleepy: And good riddance! I feel sorry for her, you're a jerk!
Edward: You just wait baby, someday, you're going to realize your mistake, and want some of this, but you can't have it. We're done.
Sleepy: As if! And I already said we were done first!
Edward: Whatever.
Spence: *checks out Lisa's a*s*
Lisa: Dream on buddy, that ship has sailed. Oh Morty! I have time for a quickie before I have to go to work!
Sleepy: I'm so hungry! I hope there are some pancakes left!
Edward: Hey?! What just happened?!
Isz: Hey Alexx, did anyone ever show you how to hook a worm?
Alexx: No, they haven't. Do you have a picture tutorial?
Isz: *scoffs* Pictures! Pffft. *winks* I'll just show you...
With things heating up inside, it was time to go outside, where Spence was creating some heat of his own. Bonfire!
Edward: What the h*ll were you doing flirting with that boy? I thought we were together!
Isz: What?! Have you been smoking the cheap stuff again? I thought you were with Sleepy.
Sleepy: Nope, not me.
Edward: You females are all whacked in the head.
Isz: *brings up fists* Do you want to repeat that?
Edward: Hey! Calm down Isz! *chuckles nervously* Haha. It was just a joke!
Sleepy: Mich, I think we should break up.
Mich: What?! But why?
Sleepy: I'm not sure I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Mich: You just need more woohoo. I can do this!
Sleepy: I never say no to more woohoo, but we're still finished.
Mich: We shall see!
Bonfire party!!
Doren: This is how I cook an omelet. First, I get a fry pan...
Morty: *nods*
Jenn: Morty has a really hot a*s.
Jenn: I...must...squeeze...
Morty: Hey! Keep your hands off my a*s, I'm trying to talk about cooking here.
Jenn: Mmm, yummy man meat! Can't...resist...
Jenn: *squeezes Morty's a*s*
Morty: *jumps* Hey! Stop that now!
Jenn: *squeezes Morty's a*s again*
Morty: *points finger at Jenn* I'm warning you! Keep your hands to yourself!
Jenn: *pouts* Do I have to?
Morty: Yes!
Jenn: *pouts*
Morty: *grumbles under breath* Crazy women, can't keep their hands to themselves. *pokes at fire*
Lisa: *storms over* You cheating a*shole! I have something to say to you!!
Morty: Hey? What? It was her! *points at Jenn* I'm innocent!
Lisa: *drags Morty into house* Innocent my a*s, there's rumors flying all over town about you! How could you betray me! You a*shole!
Morty: Lisa! Those are just vicious rumors! Honest! I swear!
Lisa: *points finger in face* Really?! Then why were you spotted having dinner with that tart Maria! Huh! Explain that one!
Morty: Whoa! Calm down! There's nothing to explain! It was just a friendly dinner with a business associate...
Lisa: Friendly my a*s. You stick your di...
Morty: *interrupts* Whoa! Language! *laughs nervously* Haha
Lisa: *continues yelling* ...in every friendly *sneers* business associate?
Morty: *stammers* Uh, uh...
Will Lisa and Morty make it down the aisle?
Will Sleepy regret breaking things off with Mich?
And what about Edward?
Will Jenn be able to control herself and leave Morty's a*s alone?
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Producer's Notes: Oh what a tangled web we weave, Morty, Morty, Morty. *shakes head*
That's it for this episode, but stay tuned for the next one, when the you know what really hits the fan!!!
Thanks for reading! =)
